Saturday, June 28, 2008

Widening Eyes to the Refusal to Widen Roads

Mayor Kathy Taylor has a plan. A $2 billion plan to widen city streets in Tulsa. Five of them. In south Tulsa.

Never mind how narrow the streets are in midtown, specifically Peoria between 21st and 31st, Lewis Ave. from 15th south to about 51st, and sections of Utica, Harvard, and Yale in midtown. So the city has decided to widen roads where the roads are already more manageable than midtown. We midtown-ers appreciate that, very much...assholes.

The best part and highlight of the whole road-widening drama is Councilor Bill Christiansen's (who is a big cock, by the way) comments as quoted to Fox 23 news,

"The citizens in south Tulsa pay a lot in taxes, they live in big homes and I think at the end of the day, if you look at the quality of life issue we need to widen the streets in south Tulsa."

If this isn't his "let-them-eat-cake moment", I'm not sure what else will be. The lack of outcry from the residents in the neighborhood south of Utica Square is bizarre and lost on me. It's almost as if dividing lines have been drawn between south, mid and north, and the councilor isn't even trying to disguise whose side he's on.

Girl Talk...Tonight!

Tulsa, OK. Cain's Ballroom

Tickets at the door.

Tulsa Drillers New Home

I have to give city leaders their due on a great choice for the new location of the Tulsa Drillers ball park. It was originally reported the ball park would be in the east village of downtown (1st-6th and Elgin), but now it is being reported the new ball park will be north of there, around the intersection of Archer St and Greenwood.

This is a great choice. It allows more venues and restaurants to open up in the east village, yet still maintains its vicinity to those same establishments (i.e. El Guapo's Cantina and McNellie's). This should work out great for the city, particularly downtown Tulsa. And if the folks in Jenks and Bixby have a problem with it, oh well. They can stay home.



Big Splash in Hot Water?

Various Tulsa news outlets are reporting that the Big Splash water park (21st & Yale) is some nine months past due on their annual rent payment of approximately $130,000. Which, really isn't surprising. I mean, who still goes there?

A few weeks ago Big Splash was gotten on to by the Labor Department citing rotten support beams for their two tallest slides, and were ordered to shut them down until replacing the slimy slats. So again I ask, who still goes there?

Maybe it will only be a matter of time before Big Splash goes the way of Bell's Amusement park (although for very different reasons), which should be a triumph for the city of Tulsa in my own very personal opinion, but I don't get to make the decisions.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

So we’re roughly five or so weeks from Tulsa’s annual DFest celebration in downtown Tulsa.

Initially, when the “national headliners” were announced, I was disappointed. I mean, I try not to be a music snob, but how can one go from The Flaming Lips to All-American Rejects?

Maybe it was the word traveling the streets and bars of Tulsa that My Morning Jacket and/or Arcade Fire could be gracing the main stage on July 25 and 26. Maybe it was the fact every other music festival, including American Eagle’s (yes, that American Eagle) pulled together unbelievable lineups this year.

Maybe it’s because I didn’t see the big picture.

As far as Oklahoma is concerned there are only a handful of acts that could probably out sale the Rejects when it comes to the possibly targeted MTV generation for ticket sales. Since David Cook, Carrie Underwood and the Jonas Brothers are out of the picture, the leaders behind DFest could have pursued Hanson. And who knows, maybe they did or they are planning on them next year.

Odds are I’ll catch one Rejects song. I can appreciate them for being an Oklahoma band that is making millions of dollars living the life we all wish we could at some point.

I can say the same for Paramore. They are also a Grammy-nominated band that will draw the same type of crowd and sale tickets to the teenagers who will miss out on great music inside many of the area bars.

As for the rest of the “national headliners”, you’ll find me watching every second of the Roots, Phantom Planet, Ghostland Observatory and possibly even Ty England and the Disco Biscuits if scheduling permits it.

My suggestion would be to not get caught up in all the national acts and make sure you check out the numerous “emerging artists”, which is what DFest is built upon.

Colourmusic, El Paso Hot Button, Vandevander, Mayola, Sheree Chamberlain, Matt Stansberry Band are among the acts I hope I’m not forced to miss.

So as upset as I was initially with the lineup for DFest, I can now say with the weekend fest right around the corner, I’m actually excited to be returning.

I’m sure there are some who are still upset with the lineup, but that’s the nature of the beast. If it’s good for Tulsa and creates a good time for me, then I’m down. And as long as the bars are serving up the cold beverages and there are numerous great acts to catch, I’m sure I’ll have a good time without evening realizing the Rejects are on stage.

For more info on Dfest, including a complete lineup, visit DFest.com.

Oh, and remember how I mentioned American Eagle was having a music fest? Well headliner Bob Dylan (yes, that Bob Dylan) will be gracing the stage of the Brady Theater on Aug. 27.

Now, that’s a headliner I’m not going to miss when he visits T-Town.

~The Great, Irreplaceable Lando!

Sunday, June 1, 2008

How Do Tulsa Criminals Get Guns?

They take them from police cars (well, this one particular criminal at least).

In related criminal news, the Broken Arrow Representative that championed legislation allowing health insurers to not cover autisim treatments in Oklahoma has announced his plans to remove himself from the Oklahoma Congress. Why his insistence on helping health insurance companies? Maybe its the fact they have given him over $20,000 in campaign and personal finances. Read more here, and he probably is the crook he says he isn't.

'Til next time...